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Paris Hilton Accidental Nipple Slip

Paris Hilton — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:48:30 +0000

Paris Hilton is out of jail. She claims to never have done drugs and she doesn't sleep around. I guess the videos of her doing blow off of people's chests doesn't count. Neither do all of the guys she's been videotaped having sex with.

In honor of Miss I've-only-slept-with-two-people, I give you this picture of her with her nipple hanging out while sitting on the lap of one of the many guys she never slept with.

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Paris Hilton Cries For Her Mommy

Paris Hilton — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 13:28:51 +0000

Boohoo! Waaaah waaah! Waah! Waaaaaaaaah! It's not fair! Waaaaaaaah! Waaah! Waaaaah! Mom! Waah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaah!

You're 26 years old. Grow up, bitch!

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Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan Starring In Caged Heat?

Paris Hilton — Sun, 27 May 2007 00:03:04 +0000

Guess who just joined the DUI club with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? Did you guess Lindsay Lohan? If so, give yourself a cookie!

Lindsay Lohan was cited for driving under the influence this morning. The Beverly Hills Sheriff's Department received a call around 5:30 am about a driver having lost control of her car at the corner of Sunset Blvd. and Foothill Dr., according to Sergeant Mike Foxen of the BHSD. No one involved in the accident was on the scene when officers arrived. The only person on the scene was the witness who called to report the accident, who had recognized the driver of the Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible as the young actress.

Lindsay and her two passengers left the scene of the accident in an univolved car and went to a local hospital to be treated for minor injuries. Sgt. Foxen was unaware of whether Lindsay was still at the hospital or not and would not name the facility where she received care.

An officer investigation revealed that Lindsay was intoxicated at the time of the accident and Lohan's car was towed around 6:30 am this morning. Because of the need for Lindsay to receive medical attention, she was never taken into police custody, according the Sgt. Foxen. She will be have to appear in court to face DUI charges in the near future but not date has been set.

Bring on the girl-on-girl prison porn of Paris and Lindsay!

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Paris Hilton From Carls Jr Ad

Paris Hilton — Wed, 23 May 2007 18:42:10 +0000

Nothing exciting going on with Miss Hilton, so I thought I would post some pictures of Paris from her famous Carls Jr ad. This got spoofed in Date Movie, but the commercial itself was funnier.

Do you really think she has ever eaten anything from Carls Jr? No one else has.

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Paris Hilton Extreme Upskirt

Paris Hilton — Thu, 17 May 2007 21:50:50 +0000

Now that Paris Hilton has her jail sentence reduced to only 22 days, she'll be able to get back out and party hard by July 1st. We all know Paris likes to party; coke, sex, booze, and coke.

Check out this hot upskirt picture of Paris Hilton from her typical night out.

For uncensored upskirt pictures of Paris, click here.

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Paris Hilton Showing Cleavage In Sexy Black Bra

Paris Hilton — Tue, 15 May 2007 18:22:11 +0000

Paris Hilton is going to jail…blah blah blah. Paris Hilton is traumatized about her sentence…blah blah blah. Does anyone really care? If you are a guy, no. What you like is TnA. So, let us forget about all of the other Paris crap and enjoy her boobs.

Now presenting Paris Hilton in a super sexy black bra pushing up her small tits into some nearly perfect cleavage:

Mmm…cleavage!

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Paris Hilton To Be F'd In The A In Jail

Paris Hilton — Thu, 10 May 2007 21:34:57 +0000

Paris Hilton is already receiving threats from the prison she is to serve her time in. I doubt her time there will be as sexy and hot as the movie Caged Heat. Paris probably won't come out looking too pretty either. You figure that she won't have access to make-up or her $3,000 a day stylist for anywhere from 22 to 45 days. We can see what the kilo-a-day cokehead looks like without her magician cleaning her up.

Let's remember Paris when she was still sexy.

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Ever See Paris Hilton Look Elegant And NOT Skanky?

Paris Hilton — Sat, 05 May 2007 18:31:16 +0000

Here is a great photo shoot of Paris Hilton looking very elegant. I guess when you shake the skank off of her, she can look nice. I wonder if that works with other whores…

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Paris Hilton Goes Directly To Jail And Does Not Pass Go

Paris Hilton — Sat, 05 May 2007 02:02:29 +0000

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5.

She will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some violators are allowed to do.

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Paris Hilton Puffy Nipples

Paris Hilton — Thu, 03 May 2007 05:29:18 +0000

Paris Hilton has some of the nicest, small breasts on Earth. What is more amazing than her perky tits is her puffy nipples

By now you've probably seen her topless, but its hard to appreciate her puffies without a top. Here are a couple of the best pictures of her puffy nips showing through her top.

Click here for hi-res versions of these pictures

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Paris Hilton Is Not The World's Sexiest Woman (Or Top 100)

Paris Hilton — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:42:05 +0000

Paris Hilton failed to make FHM's world's sexiest women list. It appears that the list is Aussie biased.

Here are the top 10. Read on for the full list.

1 Keeley Hazel
2 Scarlett Johansson
3 Jessica Alba
4 Isabel Lucas
5 Emily Scott
6 Jennifer Hawkins
7 Jessica Biel
8 Ali Larter
9 Krystal
10 Lara Bingle
(more…)

Paris Hilton Gets Called Out About Her Singing

Paris Hilton — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:56:12 +0000

Prince humiliated Paris Hilton by challenging her to sing live, it has been reported.

The legendary musician, who was performing at the Las Vegas Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino on April 21, invited Paris to join him on stage.

As Paris excitedly dashed up to meet the pop superstar, Prince handed her a microphone and allegedly said to the audience, "Lets see if she can really sing!"

According to Us Weekly magazine, an angry and humiliated Paris stormed off the stage and left the club minutes later.

Paris's representatives have denied the incident occurred, saying: "This item is false."

Prince's representative had no comment.

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Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan To Be Hacked Again?

Paris Hilton — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 16:27:07 +0000

Shanna Moakler has just put Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan's personal information on her Myspace page - for all the world to see. Here's what she wrote:

and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my "hacked" info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.
Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148

djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)

Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net

But that's not all. Shortly after Shanna posted that message, Lindsay's ex-boyfriend Harry Morton posted the following response on his Myspace page:

Shanna Moakler … has aids … and she needs to get a life, and stay away from the blogs some time.

this fatass needs to be more focused on keeping her legs closed more then being worried about whos fu**ing that deadbeat rocker.

starkitten@tmail.com = 10 D*LDOS IN HER A*S

Don't you just love how celebrities act like 8 year olds? It makes me loath them even more.

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Are Paris Hilton And James Blunt Bumping Uglies?

Paris Hilton — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:27:20 +0000

Paris Hilton and James Blunt have recently been seen sticking their tongues down each other's throats.

The hotel heiress / party girl /skank of all trades partied with the You're Beautiful singer at Los Angeles nightclub Teddy's on Wednesday night.

'Paris and James danced and held hands, a source told the NY Post. 'Then they started to make out.'

This isn't the first time Blunt and Hilton had dated. In June of 2006, the two were a couple for…about ten minutes. Maybe he just needs another stay in the Hilton. Ten drinks and you get to go right in.

However, Blunt's representative has denied the claims, saying: 'This sounds like gossip to me!'

It might just be gossip, but Blunt really needs something to wake up his sleeping career. Partying with Paris worked for Britney Spears, didn't it? Oh wait…

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Paris Hilton Gets Owned At A Hilton Hotel

Paris Hilton — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:45:30 +0000

Someone hung up a nude poster of Paris Hilton at the Columbus, Ohio Hilton.

You can check out the video here, but it's not that exciting. It just shows the inside of the hotel with the picture hanging up.

Click here to see the uncensored picture (NSFW)

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It's OK For Paris Hilton To Drive Without a License

Paris Hilton — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:41:55 +0000

Hotel heiress and general Hollywood skank, Paris Hilton has denied breaking the law today by driving on a suspended license again because her restriction has been lifted.

Hilton, 26, was yesterday ordered to appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on May 4, after being found in violation of her probation in relation to a drunk driving arrest last September.

Hilton was spotted behind the wheel of her Bentley again early this morning, sparking reports in that she had broken the law once more.

However, her lawyer Howard Weitzman confirmed to TMZ that her driving suspension had been lifted, allowing her back on the road.

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Paris Hilton Doesn't Have Implants?

Paris Hilton — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:42:03 +0000

Everyone keeps talking about Paris Hilton's new boobs. Like most celebrities, she keeps showing up in public with massive cleavage. The only problem is that she's a b-cup at most. This has sparked rumors that she's packing silicone in them there hills. On many occasions, Paris has come out to state over and over how she'd never get implants and has even blasted "big tit bimbos."

So, what's the deal, Paris?

Paris has been bombarded with questions about this and was tired of the attention from it (yeah right). So, what's a celebtard like Paris do to disprove these rumors? The same thing everyone does… She whipped her tits out fore everyone to see.

A friend said, "One night she got so fed up with the girls talking about her in the ladies room of an LA club that she pulled open her top and showed the lot of them that she's hiding nothing but a very expensive bra."

So there you have it. Paris Hilton's boobs are still just that…her boobs. Maybe she's doing some work with Miracle Bra to sell more?

See what everyone else saw (NSFW)

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Paris Hilton's Lack of Panties Costs Her Some Money

Paris Hilton — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 14:51:31 +0000

Another report about Paris Hilton not wearing underwear? Well, it is a new day, isn't it?

Paris Hilton was stunned when a salesgirl at Fred Segal boutique approached after she’d tried on two bikinis worth about $300 each and said, “I’m sorry, but you’ve got to buy these because you aren’t wearing underwear.” Paris, snapped back, “I’m not buying these suits - they don’t even fit!”
Sales person insisted, but Hilton tossed the sexy swimwear reports National Enquirer.

Click here to see Paris without her panties (NSFW)

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Paris Hilton Steals Britney's Nanny

Paris Hilton — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:34:44 +0000

What? Paris Hilton needs a nanny? Not exactly.

Paris Hilton's former bodyguard became Britney Spears' nanny during the past couple of years. It turns out that he went back to guard Paris. Must be the "fringe benefits."

Britney Spears’ has suffered another crushing blow – her ‘manny’ has defected to Paris Hilton.

Perry Taylor used to look after Britney and her son Sean Preston, but reportedly grew so close to the singer her now ex-husband reportedly became jealous of their relationship.

However, now Perry was seen accompanying Paris in Hollywood last week – and is said to have now gone back to his original client.

A source tells Life And Style magazine, “He was Paris' security guard on the first two seasons of 'The Simple Life', in 2003 and 2004.

"She still uses him as a private security guard."

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