Boohoo! Waaaah waaah! Waah! Waaaaaaaaah! It's not fair! Waaaaaaaah! Waaah! Waaaaah! Mom! Waah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaah!
You're 26 years old. Grow up, bitch!
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Paris Hilton is already receiving threats from the prison she is to serve her time in. I doubt her time there will be as sexy and hot as the movie Caged Heat. Paris probably won't come out looking too pretty either. You figure that she won't have access to make-up or her $3,000 a day stylist for anywhere from 22 to 45 days. We can see what the kilo-a-day cokehead looks like without her magician cleaning her up.
Let's remember Paris when she was still sexy.
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A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5.
She will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.
She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some violators are allowed to do.
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Paris Hilton failed to make FHM's world's sexiest women list. It appears that the list is Aussie biased.
Here are the top 10. Read on for the full list.
1 Keeley Hazel
2 Scarlett Johansson
3 Jessica Alba
4 Isabel Lucas
5 Emily Scott
6 Jennifer Hawkins
7 Jessica Biel
8 Ali Larter
9 Krystal
10 Lara Bingle
(more…)
Prince humiliated Paris Hilton by challenging her to sing live, it has been reported.
The legendary musician, who was performing at the Las Vegas Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino on April 21, invited Paris to join him on stage.
As Paris excitedly dashed up to meet the pop superstar, Prince handed her a microphone and allegedly said to the audience, "Lets see if she can really sing!"
According to Us Weekly magazine, an angry and humiliated Paris stormed off the stage and left the club minutes later.
Paris's representatives have denied the incident occurred, saying: "This item is false."
Prince's representative had no comment.
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Shanna Moakler has just put Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan's personal information on her Myspace page - for all the world to see. Here's what she wrote:
and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my "hacked" info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.
Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)
Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net
But that's not all. Shortly after Shanna posted that message, Lindsay's ex-boyfriend Harry Morton posted the following response on his Myspace page:
Shanna Moakler … has aids … and she needs to get a life, and stay away from the blogs some time.
this fatass needs to be more focused on keeping her legs closed more then being worried about whos fu**ing that deadbeat rocker.
starkitten@tmail.com = 10 D*LDOS IN HER A*S
Don't you just love how celebrities act like 8 year olds? It makes me loath them even more.
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Paris Hilton and James Blunt have recently been seen sticking their tongues down each other's throats.
The hotel heiress / party girl /skank of all trades partied with the You're Beautiful singer at Los Angeles nightclub Teddy's on Wednesday night.
'Paris and James danced and held hands, a source told the NY Post. 'Then they started to make out.'
This isn't the first time Blunt and Hilton had dated. In June of 2006, the two were a couple for…about ten minutes. Maybe he just needs another stay in the Hilton. Ten drinks and you get to go right in.
However, Blunt's representative has denied the claims, saying: 'This sounds like gossip to me!'
It might just be gossip, but Blunt really needs something to wake up his sleeping career. Partying with Paris worked for Britney Spears, didn't it? Oh wait…
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Someone hung up a nude poster of Paris Hilton at the Columbus, Ohio Hilton.
You can check out the video here, but it's not that exciting. It just shows the inside of the hotel with the picture hanging up.
Click here to see the uncensored picture (NSFW)
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Hotel heiress and general Hollywood skank, Paris Hilton has denied breaking the law today by driving on a suspended license again because her restriction has been lifted.
Hilton, 26, was yesterday ordered to appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on May 4, after being found in violation of her probation in relation to a drunk driving arrest last September.
Hilton was spotted behind the wheel of her Bentley again early this morning, sparking reports in that she had broken the law once more.
However, her lawyer Howard Weitzman confirmed to TMZ that her driving suspension had been lifted, allowing her back on the road.
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Everyone keeps talking about Paris Hilton's new boobs. Like most celebrities, she keeps showing up in public with massive cleavage. The only problem is that she's a b-cup at most. This has sparked rumors that she's packing silicone in them there hills. On many occasions, Paris has come out to state over and over how she'd never get implants and has even blasted "big tit bimbos."
So, what's the deal, Paris?
Paris has been bombarded with questions about this and was tired of the attention from it (yeah right). So, what's a celebtard like Paris do to disprove these rumors? The same thing everyone does… She whipped her tits out fore everyone to see.
A friend said, "One night she got so fed up with the girls talking about her in the ladies room of an LA club that she pulled open her top and showed the lot of them that she's hiding nothing but a very expensive bra."
So there you have it. Paris Hilton's boobs are still just that…her boobs. Maybe she's doing some work with Miracle Bra to sell more?
See what everyone else saw (NSFW)
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