Paris Hilton is out of jail. She claims to never have done drugs and she doesn't sleep around. I guess the videos of her doing blow off of people's chests doesn't count. Neither do all of the guys she's been videotaped having sex with.

In honor of Miss I've-only-slept-with-two-people, I give you this picture of her with her nipple hanging out while sitting on the lap of one of the many guys she never slept with.

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Boohoo! Waaaah waaah! Waah! Waaaaaaaaah! It's not fair! Waaaaaaaah! Waaah! Waaaaah! Mom! Waah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaah!

You're 26 years old. Grow up, bitch!

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Guess who just joined the DUI club with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? Did you guess Lindsay Lohan? If so, give yourself a cookie!

Lindsay Lohan was cited for driving under the influence this morning. The Beverly Hills Sheriff's Department received a call around 5:30 am about a driver having lost control of her car at the corner of Sunset Blvd. and Foothill Dr., according to Sergeant Mike Foxen of the BHSD. No one involved in the accident was on the scene when officers arrived. The only person on the scene was the witness who called to report the accident, who had recognized the driver of the Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible as the young actress.

Lindsay and her two passengers left the scene of the accident in an univolved car and went to a local hospital to be treated for minor injuries. Sgt. Foxen was unaware of whether Lindsay was still at the hospital or not and would not name the facility where she received care.

An officer investigation revealed that Lindsay was intoxicated at the time of the accident and Lohan's car was towed around 6:30 am this morning. Because of the need for Lindsay to receive medical attention, she was never taken into police custody, according the Sgt. Foxen. She will be have to appear in court to face DUI charges in the near future but not date has been set.

Bring on the girl-on-girl prison porn of Paris and Lindsay!

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Nothing exciting going on with Miss Hilton, so I thought I would post some pictures of Paris from her famous Carls Jr ad. This got spoofed in Date Movie, but the commercial itself was funnier.

Do you really think she has ever eaten anything from Carls Jr? No one else has.

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Now that Paris Hilton has her jail sentence reduced to only 22 days, she'll be able to get back out and party hard by July 1st. We all know Paris likes to party; coke, sex, booze, and coke.

Check out this hot upskirt picture of Paris Hilton from her typical night out.

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Paris Hilton is going to jail…blah blah blah. Paris Hilton is traumatized about her sentence…blah blah blah. Does anyone really care? If you are a guy, no. What you like is TnA. So, let us forget about all of the other Paris crap and enjoy her boobs.

Now presenting Paris Hilton in a super sexy black bra pushing up her small tits into some nearly perfect cleavage:

Mmm…cleavage!

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Paris Hilton is already receiving threats from the prison she is to serve her time in. I doubt her time there will be as sexy and hot as the movie Caged Heat. Paris probably won't come out looking too pretty either. You figure that she won't have access to make-up or her $3,000 a day stylist for anywhere from 22 to 45 days. We can see what the kilo-a-day cokehead looks like without her magician cleaning her up.

Let's remember Paris when she was still sexy.

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Here is a great photo shoot of Paris Hilton looking very elegant. I guess when you shake the skank off of her, she can look nice. I wonder if that works with other whores…

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A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5.

She will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some violators are allowed to do.

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Paris Hilton has some of the nicest, small breasts on Earth. What is more amazing than her perky tits is her puffy nipples

By now you've probably seen her topless, but its hard to appreciate her puffies without a top. Here are a couple of the best pictures of her puffy nips showing through her top.

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